In a boring suburban city
in a galaxy Far, Far, Far, FAAAAAAAR
Away...

FURBY WARS!
Episode One:
The Furry Menace

The hype of the holiday madness still blows over a vast plane in a town (which shall remain nameless to save face to those who were struck down in the face of FURBY) in the suburbs. It seems as though everyone had bought one of the ugly Furbish spitting toys who chew out little children's fingers so much as CANNIBALS. Little did the weak and innocent beings know they were part of the plot of DARTH FURBER.

Darth Furber was one of the hideously deformed creatures dubbed only as FURBYS. He was especially horrendous, black with a BIG black helmet! Complete with special ominous breathing device! He was on the DARK SIDE of the SOURCE! (The Source, of course, being our wallets!) Yes, Darth Furber was also a member of the DSOTS club. We all remember Pogs and Tamagotchis, right? Yes, ALL retired members.
Darth Furber had a plan. Yessiree, he did. He would create another electronic "interactive" toy for children, then charge $29.99 for them! And make a heapload of cash on endorsements, too! McDonalds toys, Beanies, Books... Darth Furber was a master at cheesy ripping off!

Hope was slim in the City of (What the heck let's name it...) Tatooineville. Fortunately, a little girl lived there. Her name was CHIBI STAR-TREKKER! Chibi Star-Trekker was a young jedi in training! Her daddy had divorced her mommy, and went off the learn the force! But in a strange twist of events, he was turned to the Dark Side of the Source, and spent all his time playing with a white Furby! Chibi was crushed! No one ever knew what happened to her mommy, so she lived with her best friend in the whole wide galaxy, Hotaru Duo! Hotaru's mommy and daddy were KILLED buying groceries by people rushing to get FURBYS! This left Hota scarred for life! Without parents, Hota and Chibi seemed well off! No one ever gave Hota and Chibi trouble! Heck! Who'd want to mess with a girl with a BIG pink LightSabre and a girl with a BIG plasma gun?!

Little did Chibi and Hota know one day as they were shopping that they would soon meet FATE! The mall used to be pretty, kind of tacky, but pretty nonetheless! The shiny marble floors were now cracked and torn, from holiday shoppers going around for those last Furbys. Hota and Chibi had to hop, skip, and bound over the cracks and trembles in the floor. As they trotted past the local Kay-Bee Toys and Hobbies store, they saw the AWFUL truth!

"F... F.... Fur... FURBYS?!" Chibi strained to read the poorly written toy store sign.

"AIEEEEE!" Hotaru shrieked, staring down a white, chestnut-speckled hell-bent demon.

Chibi clenched a fist and drew her bubble-gum pink light sabre. "There's a GREAT disturbance in the Source, Hota!"

Hota drew her plasma gun and struck an Avengers/Charlie's Angels-like pose. "Right!"

Chibi shuddered as an ominously BAD smelling breath of EVIL shot down her skinny spine.

"What's wrong?" asked Hotaru, most worried.

"*hoooofoooooooff*" it breathed again.

ZRRRRRRING! went Chibi's LightSabre as she swung it around, knocking the butt-ugly beak of Darth Furber.

"Darth Furber!" Hotaru gasped, cocking her plasma gun.

"MY NOSE JOB!" hissed Darth Furber, as his beak melted.

Hota fired off a bunch of shots, only singeing Furber's bad outfit.

The LightSabres screamed as they clashed and clashed. Chibi and Darth Furber sweated as they struggled against each other's power. ZRRRRRRING! Darth Furber had cut Chibi lovely Sailor Saturn-styled locks! (It wasn't all that bad really! Now it has this cutie Rei Ayanami style cut!)

"GRRRRRR!" Chibi hadn't the time to see how cute her hair actually looked now, but she was mad he had even touched her hair! She thrusted her LightSabre right through his stomach!

Darth Furber's red eyes opened wide with hate. He hissed to her, "Chibi..."

Chibi stood on his chest, pressing down unmercifully. "What?" she demanded.

"Chibi.... I am... Your father...." Darth Furber crackled.

Hotaru's eyes went wide.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Chibi screamed dramatically.

Meanwhile, in space, the Death Furby exploded! (Due to Chibi's shocking ability to scream at JUST the right frequency!) Oh, yeah, by the way, the Death Furby was where DSOTS held all their meetings and kept their merchandise! Did the movie producers forget that along the way...?

Back in the mall, Hotaru and Chibi stood there, looking at Darth Furber's limp body. But grunts from inside the Kay-Bee distracted them.

"ARGH! CandyLand my butt!" A blonde stomped out of Kay-Bee, tripping over boxes of non-working Furbys.

Hotaru looked the blonde up and down, from her white toga-ish dress to her keilbasa bun hair. "Who are you??"

"Princess Bunniea Star-Trekker! I'm Chibi's cousin six-times-removed-'cuz-of-insanity! I was locked in the back, forced to play with Earring Majik Ken and Candy Land!" Princess Bunniea shuddered and shook Hota's hand.

"I'm Hotaru Duo. So, Darth Furber was your uncle?" Hota asked.

"Huh?" Bunniea asked.

"Darth Furber is, er, WAS my Father," Chibi explained spitefully.

"What're you both talking about?!" Bunniea was totally confused! "Oh, I get it. That asshole never did have a good sense of humor!"

"He was kidding?!" exclaimed Hota and Chibi.

"Yeah, a'course," Bunniea shrugged.

Chibi ground her foot into Darth Furber's rigor mortis-stricken face. "There! And you have a bad outfit too!" Chibi stuck her tongue out.

And the credits rolled at just the right time that the movie reached a giant plothol! YAY!

THE END